1 in 4 people on tumblr are named Josh
as a person named josh that has only 4 friends, i can confirm that this is true as i am the only one named josh in my friend group
that would be 1 out of 5 people
looks like i have to kill one of my friends
"I’m depressed, as well, that I even have to go to the Apple Store, because I never wanted that for my life. I was perfectly content before. I was a non-iPhone user and I was happy. But like all non-iPhone users, eventually I gave in. I listened to them. I gave in to the iPhone nazis."
Parenting Done Right: Morticia Addams
The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfield